Friday, December 12, 2008

memo to paige

dear paige,
just a reminder: you're a BABY. a 7-month-old one. you need to SLEEP. your single, solitary 25-minute snooze today was a very, very poor showing. do you know that other babies your age take 2 or even 3 two-hours naps PER DAY??? oh, i know everyone says, "oh, but she's so happy! she's so fun! maybe she doesn't need to sleep any more than she is!" but your smiles and giggles aren't fooling me, missy. you better get your act together or...or..........................oooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

i'm sorry, what was i saying? i fell asleep on the keyboard. oh well.

i love you incredibly much,
mama

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