this afternoon, i was telling grant about the beautiful wedding. not to be outdone, he told me a little something about his night.
"i got married last night, too. i married kate [our 4 year old neighbor]. well, she didn't want me to marry her so she married me instead. we had a big wedding and there were dance parties in there and we had two bounce houses: one was a transformer bounce house and one was a NASCAR bounce house. i wore my marry-cup shirt. [what's that?] it's a shirt you wear to weddings. it's green and has stripes. [what did kate wear?] she wore a special dress like you wore at your wedding. it's a white dress and she had gloves on like you. but they were in her size."
2 comments:
where does he get his material? haha
priceless. i love this dude. you need to write this up and publish it.
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